GET YOUR OWN LIL SEBASTIAN PLUSH TOY
(AND BUY ME ONE WHILE YOU’RE AT IT)
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THIS LACK OF APPLAUSE DESERVES APPLAUSE
Basically, I think if everyone learned to live like me and followed my teachings they would rule so much harder than if they just went blindly living how they’re inclined to. Oh, and consume other creative’s things. All the time. Gorge. And applaud. And be covetous. And tell them you hate them to their faces. And learn.
bobbyfinger just earned himself a Tumblr follower because NAILED IT
jakec replied to your post:Fact of life, or sucky truths about things that are otherwise perfect
So what? Why are you sharing milkshakes? “THOU SHALT NEVER SHARE MILKSHAKES THEY ARE TOO DELICIOUS TO GIVE AWAY” - Jesus
Nothing really, I just don’t like knowing that I’m drinking my own spit, y’know? But other than that, EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS COMMENT IS TRUE AND PERFECT.
LAST NIGHT I DREAMT I MADE OUT WITH JOEL MCHALE
The real question here is CAN MY DREAMS GET ANY BETTER???
Why do I suddenly feel the need to listen to Spandeau [sp?] Ballet?
Is it because I really need to emphasize my patheticness?
“Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?”
OMG THIS
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I'm Sarah. I tell esoteric jokes and expect people to laugh. I like many things, among them being Arnold Palmers, 