When I eat, it is the food that is scared.
Ron Swanson

I love you so much you’re so perfect I love you I love you you’re the best

The rarest jewel of all [is] victory over me, Ron Swanson.
Ron Swanson
Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.
Ron Swanson
When you have a fish on the line, you don’t just drag it behind the boat. You either reel it or you cut him loose. Especially if he’s a nice fish with a lovable fish heart.
Ron Swanson
Sting like a bee. Do not float like a butterfly. That’s ridiculous.
Ron Swanson
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He’s a grown man. Fishing’s not that hard.
Ron Swanson
Everything I do is the attitude of an award winner because I’ve won an award.
Ron Swanson