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Went to pick up a drunk black and white cookie on the way back to my friend’s apartment because I realized it might be the last time I do this for awhile

Dammit, New York.

“Can we all stop pretending our demons are embarrassing? They’re great fodder for conversation; they make people like you more. When people see me and I’m like, ‘I used to have troubles,’ they like me more. So let’s [stop acting] like, ‘Oh, there’s a lot of stuff I don’t talk about, I got a lot of demons.’”

— John Mulaney

“There are times when the truth is necessary and times when myth-making is necessary. When you’re talking about rock’n’roll, myth-making is what it’s all about. Who wants to know the fucking truth about Jimi Hendrix? We want to know the myth. We want to know he got on that plane to England with that electric guitar, acne cream and pink hair curlers— that’s all he brought.”

— Nick Cave

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“[Not trying to be cool can be] like saying, “Don’t try to get a girlfriend. Just don’t worry about it, son! Just be yourself, and if she doesn’t like you, there’s something wrong with her!” That’s like the worst advice ever! What kid EVER internalized that? You know, what guy was like, “You know what? You’re right! Fuck you, if she doesn’t like Dungeons & Dragons, if she does not like my teddy bear shirt, then she doesn’t know what she’s missing! She wants to go out with that guy who’s popular and does stuff and has a car, fuck her!”? It doesn’t work! Nobody has ever, EVER internalized that!”

— James Murphy