December 2009
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I want to live in a world where putting on pants...
(via pejmanpejman)
New Year's Resolutions
get my driver’s license
get out of this town
never look back
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(904): She just used a chaser for red wine.
Chasers in general are for babies. BABIES I TELL YOU
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I feel so sad, so numb, and I can't even figure...
Is it just the weather? I mean what? Come on.
You can learn a lot about someone by the music...
killingbambi:lottieeeee:indieboy:tijanaxx:staaaaciiiieeee:samyoung:insidealeosbrain:
Mirah “Promise”
The Kills “Fried My Little Brains”
Aphex Twin “Xtal”
Death in Vegas “All That Glitters”
Bjork “Venus as a Boy”
Badly Drawn Boy “Epitaph”
Sisters of Mercy “Marian”
Thievery Corporation “All That We...
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Here is an approximation of what I plan to wear...
katoleary:
NYE 2010 by pinkfluff featuring Marc by Marc Jacobs shoes
So far, I have acquired exactly zero of these items. The ones I plan to acquire (which do not include the overpriced Marc flats) are relatively inexpensive. I am sending Joe to F21 today in pursuit of the dress.
I think WEARING a bottle of Veuve Clicquot is one of the best ideas ever. DIDDY DIDN’T DO IT.
Although Slumdog Millionaire came out in 2008, the (inevitable) fallout from...
– As much as I love Danny Boyle, I really have to say I agree with every word of this. So hard.
(via Videogum’s Worst People of 2009)
Oh God so I had the MOST ELABORATE DREAM EVER.
There was like this whole Home Depot universe in someone’s basement and everyone was tiny and my old writing teacher had this contest that turned into her trying to kill everyone and so we all made cars and rubbed Vaseline on our soles?! I don’t know but David Duchovny made a CAMEO and Joanie from Happy Days and John Travolta circa Welcome Back, Kotter was there. PEOPLE GOT MARRIED.
...
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My friends just texted about a snowball fight they...
I fucking love my friends you guys.
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livesophia:
It was the first day of school, and I was getting ready to get on the bus, so naturally I was like . So I was doin’ my thang, and eating a banana as I got on. Then I saw the driver and he was all like so I was like and he was like so I was like . I wasn’t allowed to eat the banana. ~~~~~~~~~ 1 hour later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I finally got to school and was like and I...
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thefondest:
Me: We just embarrassed ourselves in front of the Jordan Catalano of my high school years. Allie: Shut up. That’s a very dorky thing to say. Me: No it isn’t. I was Angela Chase for Halloween. It’s allowed.
Yesterday, I described someone to Drex as my Jordan Catalano. I think this is appropriate.
Everyone DEFINITELY has at least one. I was reading my journal from...
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I want a dating show — Snookin’ For Love. I want to find my prince. I’d have 27...
– Snookie
Don’t even lie. You would watch the hell out of that.
(via sade)
Is this quote real? WHY DON’T I HAVE THE PATIENCE FOR Jersey Shore?!
You know what was one of the best fads of the...
XTREME. That was fun. There was Rocket Power, X Games, extreme ironing— hell, I was given XTREME LIP BALM one Valentine’s Day. I remember it incredibly well and I’m not sure why.
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I think I have an ethical dilemma, or whatever the...
So my friend is having a party on Saturday. Her parties are AWESOME. However, my sister leaves at four in the morning on Sunday. If she wouldn’t be able to go, she would probably be able to stop by, and I’d most likely spend the night. She will leave and we won’t see each other until June.
WHAT DO I DO?
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Me: We just embarrassed ourselves in front of the Jordan Catalano of my high school years.
Allie: Shut up. That's a very dorky thing to say.
Me: No it isn't. I was Angela Chase for Halloween. It's allowed.
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2010 resolutions:
synecdoche:
get my driver’s license
or don’t get my driver’s license, whatever
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WHY IS IT SNOWING AGAIN?!?!?
YOU BETTER NOT RUIN MY NEW YEAR’S, SNOW
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I am starting to think I seriously underestimated...
My friend’s little sister, who’s a junior, got dressed up with her friends and went downtown IN THE SNOW and made a RIDICULOUS music video for “Showstoppin’” by Danity Kane JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT. I mean I knew she could do the stanky leg but MY LIFE IS CHANGED NOW. Skinny little white golden boy from my French class last year RAPS ON IT. IF IT’S NOT ON YOUTUBE...
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Up in the Air is really, really good.
Definitely one of the best movies I’ve seen all year. Well done from start to finish.
All movie theaters should have ice cream.
I feel like this should just be law.
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I would like the illusory material world in which we all dwell to evaporate and...
– In other news, Russell Brand is THE FUCKING WORST YOU GUYS. (via Jezebel)