February 2012
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Nobody cards in Brooklyn
This brings an unspeakable amount of joy to my soul
My day is so much better now
NO IT’S TOTALLY HER
I JUST GOT MY CHECK
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Kenley from Project Runway may or may not have served me tacos
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Getting stood up for The Kills at Terminal 5 tomorrow. It’s sold out and I have an online ticket. Should I just go alone, or should I try to sell it at the door? I’m not wasting it
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Have you ever liked someone to the point where instead of hating yourself all the time and feeling inadequate, you just feel really good about yourself?
Maybe I’m just more confident now, but I hope it lasts.
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I would totally kill at “West End Girls” in karaoke
I would totally kill at all karaoke
Take me to go do it
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Still butthurt over not getting tickets to Sleigh Bells next week
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Jamie T “Sticks ‘n’...
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On studying abroad
I’m a junior in college and I honestly just want to get some more internships and get the hell out of here as fast as I can. Everybody acts like studying abroad is something you HAVE TO DO IN COLLEGE, but here’s the thing— I’m not sure I care? Like, do I have time for it? Sure, I’d love to see more of the world, but my agenda feels pretty packed and four years go by...
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I just came up with a great idea that might...
Drunk musical chairs where you have to drink every time you get a chair and so you get drunker as the game goes on.
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I think one of the reasons I like and get the appeal of “N***as in Paris” is because I like beep boop computer noises and my appreciation of such made me think I liked Chris Brown’s “Look At Me Now” but in a way where I would never admit that I liked it because THAT WOULD BE ADMITTING DEFEAT AND CONTRIBUTING TO SOMETHING BAD. I’d wanna listen to it sometimes...
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I need to stop being so candid on this damn website
My sister doesn’t even have to ask about my life anymore
She just reads this
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WatchBOOPY DOOPY DOOP BOOP SEX
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jakec replied to your post: jakec replied to your post: HEY DUDE I’M…
Which song is it?
“You and I” by Washed Out
and then he played Toro y Moi which I mentioned I liked when I was loaded last weekend and it didn’t seem like he knew of him at the time SO
If you can’t tell he’s a total chillbro
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jakec replied to your post: HEY DUDE I’M DISTRACTED BECAUSE OF YOU ARE YOU…
Get off tumblr and fuck him already.
We’re both in our respective corners working and he’s playing a song he knows I like
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HEY DUDE I’M DISTRACTED BECAUSE OF YOU ARE YOU DISTRACTED BECAUSE OF ME BECAUSE WE SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE OUT ON THIS COUCH IF THAT IS THE CASE.
AAAAAND HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO THE ROOM RIGHT AFTER I WROTE THAT
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I just want to write DATE ME on my crush’s Facebook wall
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It’s supposed to snow this Saturday and I AM A LITTLE SCARED BECAUSE I’M GOING TO NEW YORK IS IT GOING TO BE BAD SNOW AM I GONNA GET STUCK WILL I GET DRUNK AND RUIN MY SHOES
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DRAKE BELL IS COMING TO MY LOCAL CONCERT VENUE AND I’M NOT QUITE SURE HOW TO RESPOND TO THIS INFORMATION.
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AV UNDERCOVER 2012 RESULTS ARE IN →
I didn’t get to vote BUT STILL
Neil Young, “Heart Of Gold” Violent Femmes, “Kiss Off” Gin Blossoms, “Hey Jealousy” The Flaming Lips, “Do You Realize??” The Cars, “Just What I Needed” New Order, “Bizarre Love Triangle” Michael Jackson, “PYT” Fleetwood Mac, “Go Your Own Way” Steely Dan, “Rikki Don’t Lose That Number” Kenny Loggins, “Danger Zone” The Decemberists, “Los Angeles, I’m...
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sarahptor:
I want to take you to a gay bar.
A...
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I don’t think I’ll ever actually get over how Marie Antoinette was advertised in this “punk” way
I MEAN THE LOGO IS THE SEX PISTOLS FONT. FOR A WOMAN WHO SAT ON HER ASS WHILE PEOPLE IN PARIS WERE CUTTING EACH OTHER FOR BREAD AND WINE.
I MEAN SERIOUSLY
I’VE SAID IT BEFORE BUT THAT IS LEGIT LIKE SAYING MARGARET THATCHER WAS THE MOST PUNK THING ABOUT LATE 1970S...
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OH AND REMEMBER IN MARIE ANTOINETTE WHEN THERE’S THAT WHOLE SEGMENT OF HOW SHE LIKES TO PRETEND SHE’S POOR WHEN SHE GETS BORED WITH BEING SO RICH?
AND THIS WAS PORTRAYED SYMPATHETICALLY
I MEAN WOW
NO WONDER THEY CHOPPED HER HEAD OFF
I’M ONLY SAD WE DIDN’T GET TO SEE IT
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What makes a well-written character in the Sofia...
I’m a pretty blonde white girl!
I have so many emotions!
My parents suck!
I’m so young!
I have deep thoughts staring out of windows!
Sometimes I like to do things I’m not supposed to!
It’s so hard being a pretty blonde white girl!
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If I go for the rest of my life without ever hearing another girl talk about how important Sofia Coppola is to her, it will be too soon.
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meow-sense replied to your post: Found John Mulaney’s girlfriend’s Tumblr and they…
I Google stand-ups all the time to see if they are married.
Any time I google cute boys I have to do it as fast as I can before “so and so girlfriend” shows up as an option because I don’t even want to have to think about that being possible
In my head they are all single
Just for me
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OKAY SO IT LOOKS LIKE THE SECOND HALF OF NEW IN TOWN IS BASICALLY JUST JOHN MULANEY TALKING ABOUT HIS GIRLFRIEND AND HOW MUCH HE LOVES HER AND IT’S REALLY AFFECTING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE ALBUM.
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Found John Mulaney’s girlfriend’s Tumblr and they are still dating and I am crying and THERE GO MY HOPES AND DREAMS
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“I have a girlfriend now.”
– the saddest sentence you will hear in John Mulaney’s New In Town
“On account of” is one of my favorite phrases in the English language on account of it will never not make me immediately think of Angela Anaconda.
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