I've heard it's nice
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“I made out with two girls while you were telling that stupid story.” — God I miss Don’t Trust the B—— -
Have you ever been so invested in a dream that you wake up saying something you meant to say in the dream
Well I did that this morning
And the words I said were “it’s in her butt”
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What is Chris Brown even TRYING to say with his new video
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- whiny roommate: [as I leave the shower] Sarah, there's a cockroach over there.
- what I should've said: COOL STORY BRO, THROW IT OUT YOURSELF, I'M NOT YR FUCKING MAID
- what I said: Oh, okay [proceed to dispose of cockroach as she sits leosurely]
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MOVIES IN 2013
12. The Godfather: Part I (1972)
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“The duh doi of the century”
Okay so I finally watched The Godfather and um I HAD NO IDEA THAT AL PACINO IS MICHAEL CORLEONE??????
CLEARLY I AM NOT QUALIFIED TO WRITE ABOUT POP CULTURE!?!?!?
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I have a really long list of places I wanna eat in New York and it’s hard to keep track of what I end up liking or not liking, so I figure I’ll start doing that here.
DISH ON MY LIST: PETEY’S BURGER (ASTORIA)
Why it was on my list: some chef I’d never heard of recommended it on Eater
I ordered: cheeseburger combo
Thoughts: Cute, straightforward fast food joint. Nothing too fancy— just a cheap burger done well.
Will I go again? Maybe, if I’m in the neighborhood. -
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This is very “The Jogging”
(via pizzzatime)
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SIGN. ME. UP.
